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alright.. you guys know how my nipples are dark and pointy? well you guys are always making fun of them and its really annoying sometimes because you guys dont know the backstory to it. this is really embarrassing, and if any of you guys make fun of me.. god help you. when i was born i was diagnosed with a rare condition called pecaxitis syndrome. its pretty much that when youre born your nipples are really fucked up and they tighten up your chest in a way that your heart dosent function well. well in order to save my life, they had to remove my nipples and replace them, with a Hershey Kiss. i know it sounds ridiculous, and it might seem like im a dumbass, but its a hard thing to go through with! every morning i have to wake up and superglue the Kiss …to my chest area. its really hard because i have to get them exactly aligned with eachother. im surprised none of you guys noticed while we would change in the lockerooms. when its really hot i have to put chilled plastic wrap around them very carefully, because if i dont do it right it may rip my skin- because of the super glue. sometimes when i was rushed in the mornings i wast able to wrap them up, so in the afternoon my ‘nipples’ would melt and just reveal an ugly little scar. when i go swim and stuff i have to wear special anti-water Hershey Kisses. these are very expensive and are the reason i dont go swimming often. so if any of you guys have anything to say, say it to my face and ill fuck you up. im a motherfucking brown belt in karate faggots. i bench more than you weigh and last time i work out was to whack off my huge black dick. well, thanks for your time guys. and if i hear hersheytits one more time….